A Review of DISNEYMANIA
(2/7/05) LaughingPlaceStore.com
When You Wish Upon a Star: *Nsync
Now were in my territory. *Nsync is easily one of my favorite
groups. "When You Wish Upon A Star" is probably the
definitive Disney song, and a personal favorite. I should get
a song of epic proportions here, right? What I got was a pleasant
acapella track with some good harmonies and a tight sound. I think
this is a good rendition of this song. Mind you I am choosing
simple adjectives because, it is a fairly simple song. No risks,
no real infusion of their evolving style. Instead, they chose
to go back to their roots with simply voices, a producer that
they have worked with less and less over the years. I would have
loved something else here, but what we got was a classic song,
with a clean crisp sound that does display the talents of these
artists; I give it a happy B+
For more info see the link provided above.
It was a super opportunity for the glitterati to party
(2/7/05) PhiladelphiaDailyNews.com
Weekend-party sightings
On Saturday, Leigh Steinberg, the uber sports agent who inspired
the movie "Jerry Maguire," kicked off a night of profound
partying with his annual cocktail gathering on the Jacksonville
waterfront. It was a crowded but relaxed affair that began with
the standard red-carpet entrance followed by hundreds of people
from all walks of life sipping margaritas and ogling a python,
brightly colored birds and even an alligator. When they weren't
watching the animals or bum-rushing the cracked crab claws, partygoers
kept an eye on the Pittsburgh Steelers' famed quarterback, Ben
Roethlisberger, who left a buzz of electricity in his wake.
At one moment, we were chatting up a relaxed and confident-sounding
Eagles' ownerJeff Lurie, and next introducing ourselves to a Kangol-cap-wearing
Gabrielle Union ("Two Can Play that Game" and "Deliver
Us from Eva"), who revealed that she'd attended UCLA with
Freddie Mitchell. By the way, girlfriend's a big Eagles fan and
not much into the New England Patriots. "I want a little
more razzle-dazzle," she explained. "I don't want little
robots."
The people-watching was fun. Where else can you roll up on Ray
Brown, former longtime offensive lineman with the Washington Redskins,
and Warren Moon, by merely passing by the cheese table? Steinberg
himself was even chatty, talking about how players can become
legends just by the result of yesterday's game. "It elevates
their profile," he said. "Following the game, there
would be requests fromJay Leno, People magazine... it would be
hero-building."
Other notables included Shawn Stockman of Boyz II Men; Stuart
Scottof ESPN; Maurice Green, the Olympic runner; Joey
Fatone from NSync; model Claudia Jordan; a couple of
members of the Black Eye Peas; and Marcellus Wiley, a Dallas Cowboys
defensive end.
Football saves Western world
Satire etc.: The eerie interconnectedness of Tom Brady
and George Bush, as well as Tara Reid and, well, just about every
other male in the human race
(2/7/04) NationalPost.com
BUT FIRST, THE HEADLINES
- Pettigrew makes MidEast trip, declines Joe Clark's offer to
help with travel arrangements
- Gomery under fire for "stating the freakin' obvious"
- Auditor uncovers massive cost overruns at National Post lost-mitten
registry
- Israel to end targeted killings, will confine itself to firing
into angry mobs
- As child, Bettman padlocked local merry-go-round
SUPER BOWL I: TARA REID CO-STARS IN BUTTERFLY EFFECT SEQUEL
The untold story of recent Super Bowl history is, of course,
that Mo Lewis saved civilization as we know it.
What really happened
Sept. 23, 2001: New England quarterback Drew Bledsoe is tackled
so hard by the New York Jets' Lewis that he has severe bleeding
inside his chest cavity.
Sept. 30, 2001: With Bledsoe injured, benchwarmer Tom Brady gets
the start against Indianapolis, wins, and guides the team to Super
Bowl victory.
September, 2002: Now famous, Brady dates party girl and alleged
actress Tara Reid.
November, 20002: Brady and Reid break up. Reid shortly thereafter
dates JC Chasez of orthographically
challenged boy band *NSYNC.
Feb. 1, 2004: Justin Timberlake
exposes Janet Jackson's passenger-side booby during Super Bowl
halftime show.
Nov. 2, 2004: Bush defeats Kerry; outrage over booby incident
cited as tipping point in national mood.
Jan. 31, 2005: World rejoices as Iraqi elections held on schedule.
What might easily have happened instead
Sept. 23, 2001: Bledsoe scoots out of bounds to avoid Lewis,
doesn't get injured, continues to moderately suck as quarterback;
Brady is glued to bench.
March, 2002: Spare part Brady is traded to Cleveland for sixth-round
pick, toils in even greater obscurity.
August, 2002: With no Brady on the scene, Reid is freed up to
date a member of *NSYNC ahead of schedule and pairs off with
Timberlake (who is freshly disengaged from Britney
Spears and not yet hooked up with Cameron Diaz) rather than the
lower-celebrity-value Chasez.
Jan. 22, 2004: In drunken, jealous rage, Reid demands Timberlake
not take stage with hottie Jackson at Super Bowl; Jackson instead
performs halftime show with Sting, who politely declines to rip
off her breastplate.
Nov. 2, 2004: With America complacent, Kerry crushes Bush.
Jan. 22, 2005: Kerry, waffler extraordinaire, postpones Iraqi
elections.
Spring 2005: Emboldened by Kerry's retreat, terrorists attract
new recruits and launch wave after wave of attacks.
June 6, 2006: Civilization as we know it ends.
So, when people say football is not important, clearly they are
wrong.
TV celebs Paris, Will Smith inspire 2 collections
(2/7/05) FortWayne.com
NEW YORK - (KRT) - Influences and inspirations - a "Fresh
Prince" throwback, a certain hotel heiress and a European
"magpie" - surfaced in the first days of Olympus Fashion
Week, where designers present their latest collections.
The shows, mostly held in New York's Bryant Park, run through
Friday and focus on fall/winter fashions. (Spring/summer previews
are in September.) Here's the scene so far:
TURN IT INSIDE OUT
The last Joseph Abboud show I attended was in February 2000 (my
maiden Fashion Week voyage). Then, the menswear designer served
up a lovely presentation with gorgeous models in luxurious tweeds
and cashmere.
On Friday night, Abboud's clothes were just as luxurious and
wearable, but the collection was styled to the "nth"
degree. Pants and suits were wrinkled and mussed; jackets worn
inside out (reversed but not reversible); and elongated wallet
chains hung off the hips of slim, stunning boys who looked bemused
or slightly stoned.
However, the casual messiness was meticulously planned. Credit
and criticism of the too-perfect presentation goes to stylist
Bill Mullen, who has worked with Versace and Sean John.
A trend that may bust out: Wearing a jacket or coat inside out,
like Will Smith did back in the day with his prep school blazer
on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
Well-tailored clothing is often "finished" on the inside,
with a lining in some yummy fabric, such as silk, to hide the
seams and workmanship. "Inside out" is a twist. Can
every guy pull it off? No, but I bet a few will try.
WE'VE GOT PARIS (SORTA)
Invitations to the Heatherette show were a coloring/puzzle book
that featured hotel heiress Paris Hilton and Socialite Barbies
with Care Bear accents.
Hilton was busy Friday with "Saturday Night Live" rehearsals,
but Heatherette designers Traver Rains and Richie Rich channeled
her Not-So-"Simple Life" spirit.
Models strutted the runway in skimpy outfits in amped-up hues.
One even carried a Chihuahua who bore a passing resemblance to
Paris' beloved pup, Tinkerbell. Some of the dresses and gowns
passed the "wearable" test.
BABY PHAT
This is where I planned to tell you about the latest by designer
Kimora Lee Simmons, wife of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons.
But, no. I didn't make it in.
At the show's alleged start time Saturday night, a couple hundred
people waited at the ACE Gallery on Hudson Street; a line snaked
down the block. At the front doors, a crush of reporters, photographers
and TV crews couldn't make it to the check-in station. Someone
in line passed out. An ambulance arrived. The crowd pushed forward,
and then security verbally pushed back.
I quickly realized that - despite RSVP-ing as instructed - I
was not going to get a seat.
After 20 minutes of watching the scene from a relatively safe
spot, I gave up.
I'm glad I did. Evidently, the atmosphere inside wasn't much
better. According to Sunday's New York Post, a fight broke out
backstage between a CNN crew and a New York Daily News photographer.
Post reporter Lisa Marsh said that Simmons herself had to intervene,
crying out: "Stop the fighting."
Where celebrity and fashion intersect, whether it's the designer
or his/her clientele, the hype and crowd can build to a fever
pitch. I've seen the same scene at Sean John, Tommy Hilfiger,
Zac Posen, Diane von Furstenberg and Betsey Johnson. I cringe
when imagining the spectacle coming Friday night for Jennifer
Lopez's debut show. It's the most-sought-after invite.
BRIEFLY
CHRISTOPHER DEANE/REVLON: The scene was more sedate earlier at
the Park Avenue penthouse where emerging designers Christopher
Crawford and Angela Deane presented their European "magpie"
collection Saturday evening. The duo showed lean, lady-like looks
in a subtle palette of cornflower blue, teals, peaches, gray and
black. Models also wore two new makeup looks by Revlon. Brunettes
preened in "Perfectly Plum," which debuts this fall;
and blondes in "Wrap Yourself in Rubies" (debuts during
winter holidays). Both looks, created by veteran makeup artist
Frances Hathaway, featured a strong, straight brow; smoky eye
shadow/liner; and "diffused" (softly stained) lips.
CELEB SIGHTINGS: Actor John Leguizamo, singer JC
Chasez and record producer Jermaine Dupri (Janet Jackson's
squeeze) at Abboud; actress Tori Spelling, pop singer JoJo and
Lydia Hearst Shaw (Patty's daughter) at Heatherette; actress Eva
Mendes and stylist Philip Bloch at Christopher Deane/Revlon; rappers
Li'l Kim and Q-Tip, stylist Nole Marin and Jay Alexander of "America's
Next Top Model," and "Project Runway" designers
Jay McCarroll and Nora Caliguri at Baby Phat.
Celebrities shine at Fashion Week
(2/6/05) NYNewsday.com
Everybody was idolizing Kimora Lee. Even an American Idol judge.
"I'm supposed to be at the Super Bowl right now," said
Paula Abdul, arriving at Ace Gallery for the Baby Phat collection
this weekend. Abdul, decked out in leather pants, a white nipped-in
jacket and a fedora, was coveting the diamond-studded "Hello
Kitty" pendant Simmons wore at the pre-show bash. Simmons
was also sporting a 9-karat diamond right-hand ring of her own
design in the shape of a Lotus flower.
Milling about were Tommy Hilfiger and Pat Field, along with Mariel
Hemingway, Mos Def, J.C. Chasez, Shannen Doherty, Diane
Neal and Samantha Cole, along with gadflys Lizzie Grubman and
Jon Cheban.
Teen singing star JoJo, in YSL pants and a Baby Phat tank, was
still reeling from the previous night's Heatherette show, where
she saw several intentional wardrobe malfunctions. "Breasts
were popping out of shirts," said JoJo, who chatted away
with her mom on a cell phone during the cocktail party. "Heatherette
is not quite JoJo."
Sure, you want to move an A train from 207th Street to Ozone
Park in this town, it's a big production, but need a diesel-belching
MTA bus in Dublin, Ireland? Hey, no problemo.
John Leguizamo arrived in Dublin to start shooting "The
Honeymooners" early this winter and was surprised to discover
a bona fide Metropolitan Transportation Authority bus on the set.
"They took the bus over by boat," Leguizamo said in
the W lounge before Joseph Abboud's show, adding that producers
couldn't just doctor up an Irish bus because those are all double-deckers.
Dublin, Leguizamo said, was doublin' for Manhattan, because it's
cheaper to shoot in Shamrock-land.
REMAINDERS. Mario Cantone, whose five-minute celluloid bijou
opened Kenneth Cole on Friday, was tickled to see that his front-row
seat neighbored both Mrs. Cole, the former Maria Cuomo, and her
brother, Andrew. "Tell your father I love him.
I've never met him, but I ... love ... your ... father,"
Cantone told Maria. Andrew, overhearing, said he'd arrange the
meeting with dad Mario -- and he'd get Maria to cook the meal.
... Socialites Jennifer Creel, Christina Greeven Cuomo and Alex
Kramer hobnobbing with Patrick
McMullan's fotogs before the start of the Tamsen show at Bryant
Park.
Celebs turn up runway lights
(2/6/05) USA
Today.com
NEW YORK Just 30 minutes before the kickoff of Baby Phat's
fall 2005 show, rapper Lil' Kim sat in her front-row seat, vamping
for the shutterbugs snapping her photo and fellow celebs clustering
around to say hello.
"Photographers are taking down the house to get a picture,"
Kim said as she posed at Saturday's star-studded show, one of
fall 2005 Fashion Week's kickoff events.
Two seats over, fellow rapper Missy Elliott sipped champagne.
To Kim's left, Ashley Olsen, clad in all black and keeping a low
profile, quietly chatted with her friend, New York restaurateur
Scott Sartiano. Farther down were Tori Spelling, JC Chasez
(sans Eva Longoria, who was in Los Angeles at the Screen Actors
Guild Awards), Shannen Doherty, teenage singer JoJo and Paula
Abdul.
Fashion Week, the biannual catwalk spectacular, draws a colorful
mix of celebs from both coasts.
"I'm a regular. I usually get to go to more shows, but we're
in the middle of American Idol, so I have to get back" to
L.A., Abdul said. She loves the catwalk presentations because
"for 16 minutes, it's a full-on event."
Designer Tommy Hilfiger hobnobbed with Elliott, telling her that
he likes her UPN reality show The Road to Stardom "a lot."
Both Elliott and Lil' Kim plan to hit Marc Jacobs' show today
and Jennifer Lopez's runway extravaganza Friday, which closes
out Fashion Week.
"I like to see how people mix and match clothes together
so I can get ideas," Elliott said. "And I'm hitting
the parties."
Kim, 29, said she was there to support her "sister,"
Baby Phat creative director Kimora Lee Simmons, wife of rap mogul
Russell Simmons. Oh, and to drink in the scene.
"Listen. You've the black girls. You've got the black guys.
You've got a mixture here. Everything is here!" she laughed.
The normally flamboyant Lil' Kim who is scheduled to stand
trial this month for perjury in conjunction with a 2001 shootout
that left one person injured was demure in a Baby Phat
jacket and jeans, in contrast to the breast-baring ensemble she
sported at the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards.
Kim, who is developing her own "very sexy" clothing
line called Hollyhood, knows just how "crucial" celebs
are at fashion shows.
"Our fans want to know how they can feel glamorous like
us," she said. "They want to be able to put on that
lip gloss that Lil' Kim wears."
Kim's No. 1 rule for surviving the rounds of photo-fueled events?
"Bring your makeup and lipstick with you because it's going
to come off," she advised. "Make sure your hair and
your makeup is done proper because you will take lots of pictures
and they will be everywhere and you have to live with that! I've
lived with some bad pictures!"
Folks who hold your money lost theirs
(2/6/05) OrlandoSentinel
Each and every year, Florida Chief Financial Officer Tom Gallagher's
office in Tallahassee compiles a list of unclaimed property.
On this list are people who were never alerted about insurance
refunds or unclaimed phone deposits -- also some who just can't
seem to keep track of their own money.
Wanting to help, Taking Names spent hours perusing the Web site
to find people who have lost their dough.
Among those found: Tom Gallagher.
There was also the mayor of Orlando, an action-movie star, a
U.S. senator, a couple of boy-banders, the state's attorney general,
a city council member, county commissioner, member of Congress
-- and, oh yeah, the governor.
For the pols in this group, you can't help but wonder: If they
can't keep track of their own money, heaven only knows what they
do with yours.
Here's the rundown:
Orange County Mayor Rich Crotty has $200 waiting for him in Tallahassee
-- a deposit on season tickets for the Orlando Magic that the
team never returned to him. Now, you'd think that a team that
wants a couple hundred million dollars from Crotty for a new arena
would find a way to give back the couple of hundred dollars they
owe him. Said Crotty: "I bet they can find me now."
Wesley Snipes, our homegrown action star, has had his share of
bum press in recent years. The good news is that we can make him
feel better with 43 whole dollars we found in the form of a Geico
Insurance refund with his name on it. In an e-mail, Snipes acknowledged
the news, but didn't seem too excited.
The fact that Gallagher's name is on this list could seem a bit
embarrassing. But state officials say that a $120 check is actually
associated with one of his old campaigns that's no longer in existence.
So there is a technical hurdle to collecting it. "Believe
me," said Gallagher deputy Rick Sweet, "we'd be the
first ones to give Mr. Gallagher back his money." But there's
another check for $103 for an individual named Tom Gallagher as
well. State officials were still running that one down.
Gov. Jeb Bush also has four old campaign checks, worth about
$1,000, and faces the same challenges in claiming the money. Still,
a Bush spokesman said the money would ultimately go to the Department
of Education. Seeing as how Florida ranks 47th in school spending,
that should be a big help.
Grownup boy-bander Joey Fatone has a check for $606. But
much more significant are the five checks -- totaling more than
$2,500 -- that Justin Timberlake has not claimed. Justin's
total was big enough that state officials figured the guy with
a penchant for snatching off tops would surely want to snatch
up this cash as well. Alas, state officials like Sweet sent notice
to Timberlake's reps last spring and haven't heard back. Said
Sweet: "Maybe it's an insignificant amount to them. Not to
me."
Democratic Congresswoman Corrine Brown provides a bit of estrogen
to our male-dominated list. She has $267 in utility deposits from
an old campaign office in Orlando, as well as an insurance refund
and old bank account for $50 and $200 respectively. Put it all
together and she'd have enough to hire at least one U.N. poll
worker to monitor the 2008 elections.
Attorney General Charlie Crist, who works in the same building
with the unclaimed property division, has two checks with his
name on them: a utility overpayment or refund worth $44 and a
$69.99 credit with the Tampa Tribune. He might as well leave the
newspaper money where it is, seeing as how campaign-ad time for
the governor's race is rapidly approaching.
Orlando Council member Ernest Page has three checks totaling
about $250 -- including $60 from an employer listed as, let's
see here: "City of Orlando." You can see how it'd be
hard for those two to catch up with each another.
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer has three checks with his name on them
-- $554 from old campaigns and a $71 insurance refund that he
has actually started paperwork to claim. When asked what he would
do with any new-found cash, Dyer decided to offer a zinger of
his own, saying he would try to make a dent in a certain newspaper
columnist's "extensive bar tab from the Democratic convention."
Orange County Commissioner Homer Hartage had a $55 insurance
check. When told of the news, he said he'd donate it all to charity
-- while conceding "If it was fifty-five-hundred dollars,
I might think differently."
Orange County Sheriff Kevin Beary has his and his brother's name
(Lake Mary Police Chief Richard) on a $103 check -- from their
mom.
And finally, U.S. Senator Mel Martinez is one guy who really
has no excuse for being on this list. Why? Because his unclaimed
$35 insurance refund came to light nearly two years ago -- when
this column last published such a list.
Wanna try?
If you'd like to see if the state is holding any money with your
name on it -- and last year the state gave back about $100 million
worth -- visit fltreasurehunt.org.
'Hustle & Flow' Sells for $9.5Mill
(2/5/05) ThugLifeArmy.com
Director and Memphis' own Craig Brewer's Hustle & Flow film
was alarmingly popular at it's recent Sundance Film Festival debut.
The movie won the Dramatic Audience Award and sold for the biggest
purchase ever at the film festival to Paramount Pictures for a
whooping $9.5 million in conjunction with its Viacom sibling MTV
Films.
Rap artist Ludacris said it best when he broke the big news midway
through his performance at a packed club last week: "Let's
hear it for 'Hustle & Flow. We made it for $2 million and
just sold it for $9 million."
"All I had to hear was that John Singleton was doing a movie
in the South that's it, I was down," hip-hops
Ludacris said also last week in a statement to MTV News.
In "Hustle & Flow," Luda plays a dirty South rapper
by the name of Skinny Black who inspires a Memphis pimp "Glitter,"
"Ray" (played by actor Terrence Howard, pictured in
article) in his hometown to attempt a career change to hip-hop.
The movie is wrote and directed by Craig Brewer, produced by
John Singleton (Boyz n the Hood) and Stephanie Allain (Biker Boyz),
and co-stars Taryn Manning, Anthony Anderson and DJ Qualls.
"It was special for me because I'm from the South,"
DJ Qualls said. "I watched the movie and thought, 'This is
it. This is where I'm from,' " he says in MTV News.
Speaking of where he's from, well not exactly (because Qualls
is from Cashville), but speaking of Memphis; in local news, "Hustle
& Flow," which will release this summer after a multitude
of MTV ads and more, is scheduled to feature new music by some
of Memphis' hottest acts including Memphis' own Al Kapone, Three
Six Mafia's Juicy "J," Nasty Nardo, Yo Gotti and more
local Memphis rap/hip-hop and urban artists including Memphis'
own Isaac Hayes and 'pimpin music' legend Curtis Mayfield.
The movie's music composer is Memphis musician Scott Bomar, 30,
a veteran of the local club and recording scene (and cousin
to Justin Timberlake, another Memphis native).
Among those expected to be featured on the soundtrack, Al Kapone
is one of those that is banking on the film boosting more than
just his music career. The rap veteran is just one of many who
scored a walk-on role in this Memphis-made movie which many are
expecting to "put things on another level."
Justin has poker-themed birthday bash
(2/5/05) DigitalSpy
Justin Timberlake enjoyed a poker-themed party to celebrate his
24th birthday earlier this week.
The singer was joined by girlfriend Cameron Diaz and celebrity
friends Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Adam Levine at the
bash, which was held at his Hollywood home.
"I left at 3 am and it was still going strong," one
party-goer told Insider Online. "Justin didn't leave the
table once all night."
As to whether Timberlake won big? "He's not that good,"
the source added. "But Tobey is another story. He really
can play."
THE UNDERCOVER FAN: Important lessons we've learned from inside
Jacksonville's scene
(2/5/05) Freep.com
One party that night that did produce in Jacksonville, and last
year in Houston, is called Pure Rush. It is put on by some fancy
celebrity wranglers called Toast. This party, held in Jacksonville
in three interconnecting hip-hop-flavored nightclubs, is known
to draw some heavyweights.
I saw a slew of prime athletes, such as former Denver Bronco
Shannon Sharpe and the New York Giants' Michael Strahan, and some
B-list celebrities, such as the members of Boyz II Men, Joey
Fatone of 'N Sync and the band Blues Traveler.
Kazan's career is on a big fat roll
(2/5/05) HeraldTribune
SARASOTA -- When she last came to Sarasota in 2000, Lainie Kazan
told the Herald- Tribune that she wanted to move beyond the mother
roles that had become her forte.
That was before a little independent movie called "My Big
Fat Greek Wedding" became the surprise hit of 2002.
"That was before I became the mother of them all,"
she said in a telephone interview, laughing about her change of
heart.
Kazan, who was honored at a Sarasota Jewish film festival in
2000, will be the special guest today at the Sarasota Film Festival's
Luncheon Under the Banyans at Selby Gardens.
"I'm just lucky to be working as an actress," she said.
"There are so many people who want to have a job, so to be
considered for certain roles is a pleasure."
But she's still picky, and she turns down some roles if "they're
very kind of cliché. I didn't know about Greek mothers,
so I didn't know what was cliché and what wasn't"
in "Greek Wedding."
In the film, she played Maria Portokalos, the loving but pushy
mother of a young woman who falls in love with a man who is not
Greek.
She reprised the role in the short-lived television sitcom, "My
Big Fat Greek Life," which Kazan said "didn't have any
ethnic sensibility."
Her image as a larger-than- life mother began in earnest in 1982
with "My Favorite Year," in which she played Belle Carroca,
the mother of a budding young comedy writer.
"I was only about 36 or something like that, but I played
that woman so that it made an impression," she said. "That
was sort of a mature version of Fanny Brice that I had done so
many years before as a young girl. It was my understanding of
that neighborhood Jewish woman. I think I have an open heart and
the essence of me is loving and motherly, so that's what it translates
into."
She starred with Bette Midler in "Beaches" and speaks
reverentially of working with Francis Ford Coppola on "One
From the Heart."
Still, she wants to play roles other than "mom."
"I'd like to be a contemporary woman, a lawyer or a professional,
a woman who doesn't exist solely as the mother in the family."
In the upcoming musical film "Red Hiding Hood," she
co-stars with 'NSYNC star Joey Fatone. "I do rap music
with Joey Fatone. It was great. I play three roles, the grandmother
who comes to read the children a story, the grandmother in their
fantasy and then I morph into a wolf."
She's hopeful that it will turn out better than her 2003
Going bust: It's time to move on
(2/5/05) Star-Telegram.com
And that's how Mommy and Uncle Justin caused Viacom to be fined
$550,000 and brought ruination upon the world.
The end
At least we hope that with the dawn of Sunday's Super Bowl XXXIX,
we as a nation can finally close the book on The Year of the Wardrobe
Malfunction.
It's time. The nipple shield jokes have lost their luster. Damita
Jo has left the building. It's been a rough year as it is. It's
time.
In order to find true closure, we the media must first reflect
upon the scandalous Super Bowl halftime show of 2004, when Justin
Timberlake had Janet Jackson (partially) nekkid by the end of
their song. Most of us will be relieved to finally let it all
go. But some of us -- particularly we media jackal types -- will
really miss those rides on the bandwagon of hysteria, the relentless
domino game of overkill coverage, and mostly, the creative challenge
of coming up with cleverly prurient nicknames for the scandal.
To wit:
Nipplegate (the one that stuck)
Boobiegate (heir to the throne)
Bra-ha-ha
Paw de Deux
Malfunction Junction
And our personal favorite, Teat Offensive. (This one from The
Daily Show With Jon Stewart is really quite transcendent and works
on two levels.)
Aye, what one breast hath wrought. And, to paraphrase Chris Rock,
a 40-year-old breast, at that.
Consider the phrase "wardrobe malfunction"
Justin Timberlake unknowingly flung it smack into our vernacular
when he used it in his notorious day-after Apology to America.
And thanks to Justin:
The phrase turned up in 5,028 stories in major U.S. consumer
and business publications, newspapers and major TV and radio broadcast
networks last year, according to a media analysis research firm
called Carma.
In comparison, the Britney-Madonna smoochfest at the 2003 MTV
Video Music Awards popped up in a paltry 473 stories, USA Today
reported.
The multimedia frenzy:
According to the search engine company Lycos, the halftime stunt
was the most-searched event in the history of the Internet.
The day after the Super Bowl, Jackson and her breast generated
60 times as many searches as Paris Hilton and 80 times as many
searches as Britney Spears.
Jackson hung out on the Lycos 50 for 14 consecutive weeks, finally
bumped the week of May 18, when online search activity was dominated
by the Iraq war and news of Nick Berg, the American hostage beheaded
by Iraqi militants.
Even TiVo got into the act: The halftime stunt was the most replayed
of all TV moments the company has ever measured.
The shock heard round the world:
"Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around
the television for a celebration. Instead, that celebration was
tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. Our nation's
children, parents and citizens deserve better." -- FCC chairman
Michael Powell
"It's a dark day when I'm shocked, and I was shocked."
-- Morning-show host Kelly Ripa
"What's gonna be next? It's getting crazy, and it's all
down to money. Money and fame. Somehow the whole value system
has been upended." -- Spike Lee
The most fascinating quote might belong to Timberlake himself.
He uttered it shortly after the broadcast, before the furor had
started roiling. On Access Hollywood, he called the stunt "slick,
quick and to the point," and said, laughing: "Hey, man,
we love giving you all something to talk about."
The fallout over the fallout:
Viacom Inc., the parent company of CBS, was hit with $550,000
in fines, one of the largest ever imposed by the Federal Communications
Commission.
Last year, the Oscars and Grammys were aired on a five-second
delay; it'll be the same for both shows this year. And MTV's Video
Music Awards, which have always had a five-second audio delay,
added a video delay last year. MTV is still deciding whether to
use one this year.
A few weeks after the Super Bowl, the NFL replaced JC Chasez
in the Pro Bowl halftime show. Why? Because Chasez was in 'N Sync
with Timberlake. Guilt by association by any other name still
stinks.
Jackson had to pull out of a Lena Horne biopic because after
the bra-ha-ha, Horne no longer wanted Jackson for the part.
NBC edited a scene in ER because it showed a glimpse of an 80-year-old
woman's breast in a clinical setting.
Most recently, Fox revealed that it blurred a baby's bottom on
Family Guy, which, you may know, is an animated show. (Fox aired
the same episode four years ago, sans blurring.)
This year, a totally breast-free halftime show:
The chance for any untoward acts at this year's Super Bowl halftime
show is nil. The NFL and Fox, which is carrying the game this
year, have taken great pains to ensure the sanctity of this family-friendly
event, whose high-priced ads and entertainers last year featured
flatulent horses, genital-chomping dogs, crotch-grabbing Nelly
and erectile-challenged Mike Ditka.
Even without a delay on the game (the NFL wanted one; Fox refused,
and won), things should be comparatively sanitized:
The theme? "Building Bridges."
The producer? MTV is so fired. The new guy is Don Mischer, who's
known for wholesome events such as the opening and closing ceremonies
for the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta.
The halftime act? Paul McCartney, who these days is as revered
and well-behaved as any former hallucinogenic rocker can be. Pre-game
entertainment includes Alicia Keys (she'll sing America the Beautiful,)
and -- hey, wait -- Gretchen "Redneck Woman" Wilson,
John "Fortunate Son" Fogerty, and the Black Eyed Peas,
whose hit Where is the Love? featured vocals by Justin Timberlake.
The altered name for Fox Sports Net's pre-game Best Damn Sports
Show Period? Would you believe Best Darn Super Bowl Road Show
Period?
The nipple ripple effect:
As much as we're dying for this to be curtains for the Year of
the Boob, that might not be the case. Looks as though this is
the dawning of the Age of the Boob. Leave it to The Onion to put
the fiasco in perspective.
A recent headline in the parody newspaper trumpeted: "U.S.
Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed
Breast On TV." The fake story reads: ". . . [M]ore than
90 percent of the children who saw the exposed breast said they
were 'confused and afraid.'
"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," a 5-year-old boy said.
. . . "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will
take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
The Onion story also quoted a "noted child therapist."
"One thing is certain," he said. "For us as a
nation, the horrific consequences of almost-nakedness have only
just begun to make themselves apparent."
He may be fake, but he may be right.
Julie Goldstein gets key marketing job at Zomba
(2/5/05) soundgenerator.com
Julia Lipari, Senior Vice President of Marketing/Special Projects
for The Zomba Label Group has appointed Julie Goldstein to Vice
President, Marketing for The Zomba Label Group. In her new position,
Julie will be assuming product management responsibilities for
Three Days Grace, Bowling For Soup, 311, Eamon, JC Chasez,
Groove Armada, Reel Big Fish, American Minor, American Juniors,
Wakefield and Weird Al Yankovic.
Goldstein was recently VP of Marketing for the TV Guide Television
Network where she oversaw the company's strategic marketing opportunities
including the partnership between the NBC Networks and the Olympics.
Prior to this, Julie spent most of her career in the music industry.
At RCA Records, as VP of Marketing, she oversaw the releases of
artists such as Natalie Imbruglia, Elvis, Eve 6, Robyn, The Verve
Pipe & Bruce Hornsby.
Whilst at Virgin Records, Julie product managed The Rolling Stones,
Tina Turner, Lenny Kravitz, Shaggy, Smashing Pumpkins & Cracker
amongst others. She started her record career in promotions, having
come to the label world from radio, most notably marketing director
roles at Live 105 and KMEL in San Francisco.
Commenting on the new appointment Julia Lipari said, "I
am very excited to have Julie join our team. She brings an enormous
amount of experience and passion for marketing music to our label,
and I'm sure the artists she touches, as well as the label as
a whole, will reap the benefits. Her industry reputation is golden,
and I anticipate her track record for success to be proven once
again".
Julie Goldstein spoke of Zombas ongoing growth in the industry,
"I am thrilled to join the team at Zomba Label Group. I have
always admired the skill and vision put into each artist's release
by the Zomba management team. I look forward to being part of
the continued growth of Zomba on a creative and business level.
With the new signings of the A&R department, I feel Zomba
is positioned to begin an exciting new chapter of developing talent
across all musical landscapes."
Get ready, get set, party
(2/3/05) St.Petersburg
Times
It's Thursday, which means it's time for kickoff.
Not for the actual Super Bowl, of course - that's still scheduled
for Sunday. But tonight is the night many A-list stars and celebrities
arrive for Super Bowl weekend's swankiest VIP soirees.
A sampling of the names being dropped around town: Ben Affleck,
Janet Jackson, P. Diddy, Jamie Foxx, Magic Johnson, Adam Sandler
and Tom Cruise. Many celebrities are paid appearance fees just
for showing up - the theory being, regular Joes will pay big bucks
to party down with Joey Fatone. Ticket dealers are charging
more than $2,000 for tickets to some of the top draws. The hottest
hot spot is likely to be the Plush/Leopard Lounge, host of multiple
celebrity throwdowns through Sunday.
The series was scheduled to kick off Wednesday night with OutKast's
Diamond Party, but there's a lot of buzz surrounding tonight's
Pure Rush bash, which in the past has drawn such celebs as Jay-Z,
P. Diddy, Ray Romano and Penelope Cruz.
This year's annual EA Sports Madden Bowl is slated for 8 tonight
at the River City Brewing Company. A slate of strong-thumbed NFL
stars always show up; this year's list includes Ben Roethlisberger,
Dwight Freeney and Tony Gonzalez.
P. Diddy has declared Friday his own personal night to party,
with a Welcome to Jacksonville party at Plush/Leopard. But Saturday
is when the party atmosphere really comes to a head.
All day long, stars will get their game on at several celebrity
sporting events, ranging from a Cadillac go-cart race (Owen Wilson,
Katie Holmes) to a flag football game (Doug Flutie, Roger Staubach,
Willis McGahee) to a celebrity basketball tournament (Silk, Bone
Crusher, Jerome Bettis, Clinton Portis).
Superagent Leigh Steinberg will host his annual athlete-heavy,
$1,000-a-head bash at 2 p.m. at the Times-Union Center, not far
from the Prime Osborn Convention Center.
On Saturday night, the eyes of the paparazzi will focus on the
Willie Gary Celebrity Scholarship Party, where Janet "Wardrobe
Malfunction" Jackson and her beau, Jermaine Dupri, are expected
to make an appearance. If you miss this one, check next week's
People or Us Weekly, where a photo with the caption "Janet
Jackson" and "Super Bowl" is a virtual lock to
appear. Hawaiian Tropic is hosting a party at Club Continental
with a guest list including Jeff Gordon, Daunte Culpepper and
Ken Griffey. And an event called the Takeover, featuring NFL players
such as Shaun Alexander, Byron Leftwich and Keenan McCardell and
rap group the Nappy Roots, is scheduled for Saturday night at
the Regency Square mall.
Playboy magazine is always a major player on the Super Bowl party
scene; this year's event is slated for 9:30 p.m. Saturday at the
River City Brewing Company. Donnie Wahlberg, Gretchen Wilson,
John Daly and, of course, Hugh Hefner are among the VIPs.
But the party of the year, as always, may be the one staged Saturday
night by Maxim at the Riverside Garden Club. The lads' mag labeled
this year's bash Maximony, giving the entire night a wedding party
vibe. In addition to Hughes, Owen Wilson, Dylan McDermott, Nicole
Richie, Greg Kinnear and Johnny Knoxville are on the extensive
list of celebs expected to pop in.
Finally, on Sunday, Plush/Leopard will be home to the weekend's
final big-time bash, a postgame Players Gala where celebrities
can mix, mingle and reflect on Jacksonville's first Super Bowl
weekend.
Good luck joining them.
Celebrations
(2/2/05) Gigwise.com
Def Leopard vocalist, Joe Elliott appeared with Kid Rock in LA
recently to play an impromptu set last Sunday.
The unlikely duet took place while they were celebrating Kid
Rocks birthday at CHI in West Hollywood, with celebrity
guests such a Justin watch me move now Timberlake.
They performed a rendition of Pour Some Sugar On Me
with Kid Rock rapping during the middle section of the song.
Joe managed to play the drums for a 45 minute mayhem fest, which
included AC/DC's Back in Black and Ted Nugent's Cat
Scratch Fever.
What a night

Joe, Kid Rock and Justin.
Signing off
(2/2/05) CalgarySun.com
Fallen pop princess Britney Spears has topped yet another "worst"
list.
She already has the title of "worst celebrity hygiene"
for her little barefoot public washroom escapade, and now she's
been named the worst signer.
The March issue of Autograph Collector magazine claims Britney
is the best at showing her fans how little they mean to her by
refusing to sign autographs for them.
The "Who's Cool and Who's Cruel Survey" shows that
young Britney isn't alone, however.
The mag's 13th Annual Worst Signers Top 10 list also includes
Mrs. Federline's ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake and his
current squeeze Cameron Diaz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Eminem and the
Olsen twins collectively.
Surprisingly, topping the best signers list were a number of
Hollywood's A-listers, including Tom Cruise, Mike Myers, Angelina
Jolie and Johnny Depp perhaps showing why they're such
big stars in the first place.
In praise of Philly food
(2/2/05) DailyNewsTribune.com
At least their cheese steaks are real winners
The Philadelphia Eagles may be outclassed at Sunday's Super Bowl
in Jacksonville, Fla., but when it comes to pitting cheesesteaks
and hoagies against baked beans and Boston cream pie, there's
no doubt which end zone I'll be sitting in.
Native Philadelphians like me still grow misty-eyed at the memory
of an Amoroso's roll laden with fried steak and Cheez Whiz. Or
a genuine Philadelphia soft pretzel, so iconic that the City of
Brotherly Love once had a museum dedicated to it.
Or a "hoagie" -- Philadelphia's version of a sub sandwich
-- stuffed with capocollo ham, provolone, oregano, shredded lettuce
and oil. Or a Tastykake in all its incarnations...butterscotch
krimpets, layer cake "Juniors," cherry pies or Kandy
Kakes (enrobed chocolate or peanut butter cakes that resemble
small chocolate hockey pucks).
Some distant cousins of these Philly specialties can be found
at the local deli or sandwich shop, but Philadelphians will tell
you they're not the same. Something about those heart-shaped,
butter-drenched mall pretzels can't measure up to a Federal Bakery
pretzel, which is elongated, dark brown and unsalted at the heel,
delightfully doughy at the knot and readily available from any
Philadelphia hot dog cart.
And, a Philadelphia cheese steak is unlike no other. Pat's King
of Steaks, located in South Philadelphia a short distance from
where the sports teams play, is Valhalla for cheese steak lovers.
Since being featured in the first "Rocky," film, Pat's
has drawn its share of celebrities, including Sen. John McCain,
Larry King, Steve Case of AOL and Chris Kirkpatrick of
NSync, who wore a Pat's T-shirt in Rio De Janeiro.