Schizophrenic plummets on
Billboard chart
(3/10/04) Jon Wiederhorn MTV
...And in its second week, 'NSYNC member JC Chasez's solo album
Schizophrenic will plummet 65 slots to #82 on sales of 15,000 copies,
making it the hardest-hit album in the top 100.
Res Mag review: Plug It In vid
(3/10/04) Sandy Hunter RES
(thanks charlidos!)
This March has borne forth the joyous reignition of one of the
most successful video partnerships of recent years. Traktor, the
party responsible for Basement Jaxx's raucous "Where's Your
Head At?" have again teamed with the London duo to offer up
the red hot "Plug It In."
Jaxx's Simon and Felix star in the video as security guards at
a mail-order operation called Second Hand Super Models. They are
employed by a pig-mask favoring boss who markets robotic babes to
bachelors looking to get, shall we say, plugged in. By simply inserting
a power cable into a jack near the base of each unit's spine, lonely
men can frolic with sexy stewardess "Mile Heidi" or a
variety of models sporting archetypically foxy motifs such as a
cop, bride or gym bunny. Of course, Traktor knows how important
marketing is for any product and the Pig-Boss follows suit by hiring
N' Sync's JC Chasez to star in a flashy infomercial showcasing the
bendy talents of his wares. Chasez belts out his oft-Jacko inflected
bit with a zeal that is nearly superfluous considering the extremely
gifted talent Traktor coached from their well-worn casting couch.
The ad works a wee bit too well and the Jaxx guards are soon enough
compelled to break into the warehouse after hours to frolic with
the show room floor models. Their test drive is initially a tasteful
melee of mechanized booty thrusts yet the rent-a-cops get too greedy
and are rewarded for their lust by a flaming, melting, mangled mess.
Entertaining to be sure, and likely to arouse some hot-blooded response
from would-be clients and feminists alike.
But then again, those familiar with the joyous teat-to-milk-to-teat
slanted video Traktor crafted for wonky rave rockers Prodigy a few
years back will take solace in the fact that our Santa Monica-based
Scandinavian swordsmen have made a video that most, if not all of
us can enjoy. And of course, Astralwerks and XL did the right thing
in coming back to Traktor. Especially considering the most hotly
tipped track on Jaxx's latest LP Kish Kash, ("Lucky Star,"
featuring Dizzee Rascal) was shackled with a video that was at best,
confusing. As for Traktor's picture perfect return to form, an insider
at their Santa Monica offices put it best by saying, "Although
the cynical kids in the know will ask why we keep making the same
story. I refer to Jung (the figure skater): "There is only
one story to tell. Now stop playing with yourself!"
Los Angelenos can catch the video on the big screen at the March
RES Screening Series event at the Egyptian Theater on March 30,
or on the really small screen at: http://www.traktor.com/musicvideos/index.html
DanceStar USA winners announced
(3/10/04) DanceStar
USA
...BEST REMIX (Worldwide Remixers)
Sander Kleinenberg for Justin Timberlake: "Rock Your Body"...
DanceStar USA celebrates world of dance music
(3/10/04) MICHAEL HAMERSLY Miami
Herald
The glitz and glamour of DanceStar USA -- The American Dance Music
Awards 2004 more than lived up to its Hollywood-style hype Tuesday
night at Bayfront Park in downtown Miami.
In just its third year since crossing over to the United States
from England, DanceStar -- one of the highlights of Winter Music
Conference week -- attracted a star-studded group of presenters
and performers, from host Carmen Electra (who couldn't stop gushing
about how infamous socialite and fellow host Paris Hilton is) and
her rock-star husband, Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro,
to Boy George, Tommy Lee, Yoko Ono and Moby.
...Other performances include the band Motorcycle racing through
its hypnotic hit As the Rush Comes, which has scored significant
airplay on Party 93.1, and England's Audio Bullys, which won Best
New Artist Album for Ego Wars, tearing through a lively medley.
Only 'N Sync boy-bander JC Chasez's abrasive performance of his
song Some Girls Dance with Women fell flat...
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