JT Juice 12-9
(12/9/04)The
Journat Times Online
By Journal Times staff
Awesomely bad, but catchy I watched "The 20 Most Awesomely
Bad Songs of 2004" on VH1 today and now, horror of horrors,
I can't get the chorus of "Some Girls Dance with Women"
by erstwhile 'N Syncer JC Chasez out of my head. Someone please
make it stop
Zomba Label Group Year-End Success Opens With 16 Grammy Award
Nominations From Jive, LaFace, So So Def, And Verity Records Artists,
Plus 26 Billboard Music Awards
(12/9/04) PR
Newswire
ZLG Named #1 Label of 2004 on 6 Billboard Charts and 4 R&R
Charts
Usher - with 8 nominations - leads ZLG roster of Grammy nominees
including Britney Spears, R. Kelly, Anthony Hamilton, Syleena
Johnson, Fred Hammond, Tonex, and Richard Smallwood.
2005 album releases on the way from Pink, R. Kelly, J-Kwon, Kirk
Franklin, Tool, Justin Timberlake, Three Days Grace, Backstreet
Boys, JC Chasez, American Minor, Eamon, Buddy Guy, Donnie
McClurkin, Reel Big Fish, Richard Smallwood, 311, Wakefield, Rev.
Hezekiah Walker, Youngbloodz - and more!
NEW YORK, Dec. 9 /PRNewswire/ -- With LaFace Records artist Usher
earning 8 Grammy award nominations earlier this week -- including
Record Of the Year and Album Of the Year -- representing the lion's
share of Zomba Label Group artists' 16 total Grammy nominations,
coupled with the ZLG roster of Usher, OutKast, Britney Spears
and R. Kelly who combined to lead the company to year- end Billboard
Music Awards in 26 categories -- 2005 wraps up as one of the most
successful years in Zomba's 23-year history.
Crowning these artist awards, Billboard named ZLG the #1 R&B/Hip
Hop Label, #1 Mainstream Top 40 Label, #1 Rhythmic Top 40 Label,
#1 Top 40 Tracks label, #1 Gospel Label, and #1 Digital Label
-- as detailed in this week's brand new issue (cover date December
18th). In the R&R (Radio & Records) year-end results,
ZLG was named #1 Label Overall, #1 Pop Label, #1 Rhythmic Label,
#1 Urban Label, and #2 Urban AC Label.
Barry Weiss, President/CEO of the Zomba Label Group says "This
year was a great year in every respect for us. From new artists
breaking like Ciara, Three Days Grace, Anthony Hamilton, and Eamon
to the worldwide domination of Usher, we are extremely proud of
our artists, their hard work and their achievements. It's been
another sensational year for us at Zomba."
Usher's 8 Grammy award nominations tied him with J Records artist
Alicia Keys (second only to Kanye West's 12 nominations). Confessions,
nominated for Album Of the Year and Best Contemporary R&B
Album, is certified 8-times platinum in the U.S. alone, with sales
nearly reaching 12-million worldwide. It has spent 5 weeks at
#1 on the strength of a non-stop string of hit singles, three
of which are nominated for Grammy awards: "Yeah!" featuring
Lil' Jon & Ludacris (Record Of the Year, Best R&B Song,
and Best Rap/Sung Collaboration); "Burn" (Best Male
R&B Vocal and Best R&B Song); and "My Boo" with
Alicia Keys (Best R&B Song). "My Boo," released
as a single the last week of August, was included on Confessions
(Special Edition), the deluxe repackaged, redesigned, limited-edition
version of the album -- which was named Billboard's #1 Pop Album
and #1 R&B Album of 2004.
The competitive Best Male R&B Vocal category of the Grammy
awards is dominated by ZLG artists, as Usher's "Burn"
finds him running against Jive's R. Kelly with "Happy People"
(from his double-platinum Happy People/U Saved Me double-CD) and
So So Def's Anthony Hamilton with "Charlene" (from his
platinum album of 2003, Comin' From Where I'm From). Similarly,
competition for the Best Rap/Sung Collaboration award matches
"Yeah!" against the Jadakiss track "Why" featuring
Anthony Hamilton, and the Kanye West track "All Fall Down"
featuring Jive's Chicago songstress Syleena Johnson.
In addition to the two Pop and R&B Album awards, Usher collected
Billboard awards for #1 Pop Single ("Yeah!"), #1 Hot
100 Artist, #1 Billboard 200 Album Artist, #1 Hot 100 Airplay
Single ("Yeah!"), #1 Mainstream Top 40 Artist, #1 Mainstream
Top 40 Title ("Yeah!"), #1 Rhythmic Top 40 Artist, #1
Rhythmic Top 40 Title ("Yeah!"), #1 R&B Artist,
and #1 R&B Albums Artist. R&R also named "Yeah!"
as its #1 Rhythmic Track and #1 Urban Track of the year. R. Kelly
was named Billboard's #1 R&B/Hip-Hop Songwriter.
Jive records artist Britney Spears, whose Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
collection was released one month ago and has already sold over
4 million copies worldwide, received a Grammy nomination in the
Best Dance Recording category for "Toxic." England's
NME listed the song at #9 in the Best Tracks Of the Year wrap-up
in their current year-end issue. "Toxic" was originally
released on Britney's double-platinum 2003 album In the Zone.
Another track from that album, "Me Against the Music"
(featuring Madonna) was chosen by Billboard as the year's #1 Dance
Single.
LaFace Records group OutKast, whose 9-times platinum breakthrough
album Speakerboxx/The Love Below generated 3 Grammy awards last
year -- including Album Of the Year, Best Rap Album, and Best
Urban/Alternative Performance (for "Hey Ya!") -- finished
out this year as Billboard's #1 Duo/Group Artist, #1 Hot 100 Duo/Group
Artist, #1 Billboard 200 Albums Duo/Group Artist, Digital Track,
#1 R&B Duo/Group Artist, and #1 Digital Track (for "Hey
Ya!").
LaFace Records artist Ciara's debut album Goodies was recently
certified Platinum. The album is named for its title track and
first hit single "Goodies" featuring Petey Pablo, which
spent 7 weeks at #1 and was nominated for a Billboard Music Award
as Rhythmic Top 40 Single. Ciara was also nominated as Female
Hot 100 Artist and Female R&B Hip-Hop Artist of the Year.
Ciara's current single, "1, 2 Step" featuring Missy
Elliott, is racing up the top 10 Hot 100 and Hot R&B/Hip-Hop
charts. , Upcoming television performances for Ciara include "The
Late Show with David Letterman" (Dec. 16th), and Dick Clark's
"New Year's Rockin' Eve" (Dec. 31st).
ZLG's Verity label captured nominations in three different categories
of the Gospel Field, starting with Fred Hammond's "Celebrate
(He Lives)" as Best Gospel Performance, from his album, Somethin'
'Bout Love. The latter was nominated as Best Contemporary Soul
Gospel Album, a category that also includes Out the Box by Verity's
Tonex. Finally, the veteran Washington, DC choir director Richard
Smallwood's latest offering, The Praise and Worship Songs, was
nominated as Best Traditional Soul Gospel.
As 2004 draws to a close, 2005 is shaping up to be another banner
year for the Zomba Label Group, with releases planned on the Jive,
LaFace, Silvertone, So So Def, and Verity labels. Look for an
exciting schedule of new albums from Back Street Boys, JC Chasez,
American Minor, Eamon, Kirk Franklin, Buddy Guy, J-Kwon, R. Kelly,
Donnie McClurkin, Pink, Reel Big Fish, Richard Smallwood, 3 Days
Grace, 311, Tool, Wakefield, Rev. Hezekiah Walker, and Youngbloodz
-- among others!
The Zomba Label Group (ZLG) is one of the industry's most dynamic
record companies, and its associated labels are comprised of Jive,
LaFace, So So Def, Verity, Volcano, Violator Records, Fo Yo Soul
and GospoCentric. These labels are home to a varied group of top
entertainers, including 311, Backstreet Boys, Byron Cage, Ciara,
Clipse, Jermaine Dupri, Eamon, Kirk Franklin, Buddy Guy, Anthony
Hamilton, Fred Hammond, J-Kwon, Joe, Syleena Johnson, Kurt Carr,
John P. Kee, Kelis, R. Kelly, Donnie McClurkin, Mystikal, Nivea,
*NSYNC, OutKast, Petey Pablo, Pink, Britney Spears, Three
Days Grace, Justin Timberlake, Tool, Usher, Rev. Hezekiah
Walker, Weird Al Yankovic, and Youngbloodz.
CHASEZ'S FASHION BLUNDER
(12/8/04) contactmusic
'N SYNC star JC CHASEZ regretted attending the PHANTOM
OF THE OPERA after-party in London on Monday (06DEC04) night,
because he was embarrassingly underdressed.
The pop hunk decided to fill a gap in his hectic schedule with
a night out partying with the stars and movie-makers of JOEL SCHUMACHER's
epic big screen production of the hit ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER stage
musical.
But Chasez - who's currently working on his new solo album with
MADONNA's recording team - rued picking the glitzy bash as his
choice of entertainment that night.
He said in the midst of the merriment, "I feel a bit embarrassed.
I'm so underdressed. If I had known all the guys were going to
be in suits I wouldn't have come."
Quick Hits: John Mayer, Duran Duran, Our Lady Peace, John Lennon,
Video Game Awards
(12/8/04) FMQB
More performers and presenters have been announced for Spike
TV's Video Game Awards. The event will air live on Spike on December
14 with Snoop Dogg as the host. Snoop also will perform on the
show with Pharrell Williams, as will Sum 41, Ludacris and the
reunited Motley Crue, who will do a "Girls, Girls, Girls"
and "Home Sweet Home" medley. Award presenters include
JC Chasez, The Donnas, Fabolous, Tony Hawk, Lil' Jon &
The Eastside Boyz, Lil' Wayne, Bam Margera, Giovanni Ribisi and
Papa Roach.
For the record
(12/7/04) MTV
Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Kelly Osbourne, Nicole Richie and
Nicolette Sheridan were among those who caught LL Cool J's set
at the sixth annual Motorola Hollywood holiday party benefiting
Toys for Tots. Lance Bass, Rachel Hunter, Shane West, Shannon
Elizabeth and Danny Masterson also attended the event Thursday
at the Henry Fonda Music Box Theatre. ...
The Neptunes' Star Trak: Back on the right track
(12/6/04)
MTV
by Shaheem Reid, with interviews by Sway Calloway and
Joseph Patel
Roscoe P. Coldchain never dropped his album, the Clipse haven't
been heard from in about a year and Kelis publicly denounced her
label heads. Still, the Neptunes' Star Trak family is looking
stronger than ever. The production duo finally have an MC whose
superstar status rivals their own, and they potentially have another
one waiting in the wings.
Star Trak recruit Snoop Dogg has dropped one of the most beloved
singles of the year with the Neptunes-produced "Drop It Like
It's Hot," and his R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta): The Masterpiece
looks like it's going to be his highest-selling LP since his 1993
debut, Doggystyle.
The Neptunes
And while the Dogg continues to ignite the airwaves, Pharrell
Williams and Chad Hugo have been working with another microphone
beast a hog, to be exact. Houston's Slim Thug who
heads up his own clique, the Boss Hogg Outlawz has been
experiencing anything but lean sales when it comes to pushing
units by himself down South (he's made enough money to start his
own indie label and buy a used-car lot and a record store). So
you don't need one of the investigators on "CSI" to
figure out why he turned his back on the flimsy deals that have
been offered to him by major labels for the last four years.
With the Neptunes kicking the right flava in his ear this year,
he came over to their musical family and is dropping his debut,
Already Platinum, in February. The album's first official single,
"Like a Boss," is out now, as is a street cut with Jay-Z,
the "I Ain't Heard of That" remix.
Slim Thugger (who actually doesn't look too slim standing next
to the gaunt D-O-Double-G), Snoop and the Neptunes were all at
the Vibe Awards a few weeks ago in Santa Monica, California. You
know we had to holla. Before the much-publicized brawl involving
the G-Unit, Dr. Dre and a very wounded alleged assailant, the
Star Trak family talked about putting their egos aside and thinking
caps on to create studio synergy.
"Drop It Like It's Hot"
R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta): The Masterpiece
(Interscope)
MTV: "Drop It Like It's Hot" is absolutely the hottest
record in the club right now, the #2 record on the Billboard Hot
100 singles chart ...
Chad Hugo: Snooooooooop!
MTV: You guys are so different, but the chemistry with the Neptunes
and you, Snoop, has turned out to be something special.
Snoop Dogg: We love what we do. Anytime you got two people who
love the same thing, it don't matter where they come from, what
they look like, what they grew up doing. It's about what they
do now. We love the same feeling: making people happy off of what
we do. We all connect with the same energy. We're all from the
same cloth. We all fell from the same tree bop! bop! bop!
like leaves, and we all just came together.
MTV: A few months before you came over to the camp, Snoop, you
were telling us that P. Diddy might be executive-producing your
new album. What happened to that?
"[The Neptunes and I] love what we do. We love the same feeling:
making people happy off of what we do..."
Snoop: Early in the game, [Diddy] had come at me as a friend and
said that he wanted to do my next record. And I was like, "I'm
with it." But then our schedules conflicted, and the timing
was not appropriate for us. So you know, me and Pharrell had to
come together to make something happen. Puff is still my nephew.
I love him to death Vote or Die, ride or die. I'm saying
I'm down with him.
MTV: Another guy that got down with you on the album, Snoop,
is Justin Timberlake. You actually got him singing and
cursing on "Signs." Who set up that collaboration? Was
it you, Pharrell?
Pharrell Williams: You could look at it like that if you wanted
to, but who doesn't want to do a record with Snoop? He's a cool
dude, he understands his direction, he understands where he wants
to go. There's not nothing technical to this dude. It is easy
and seamless, the way it is supposed to be when you make a record.
We're here to have fun, man. We got to celebrate just being happy
again. It ain't about the weed, it ain't about how much crack
you sell or any of that. We make those kinds of records
I ain't going to stand here and lie to you, we got records like
that coming out but that is not what this album is about.
This album is about celebrating how you can still be hard and
have gangsterness to your swagger, but at the end of the day it
was just about good R&B music.
MTV: So let's talk about that. The album is called R&G (Rhythm
and Gangsta): The Masterpiece. Explain how you came up with that.
Snoop: The album is a combination of rhythm and blues, but it's
got a little bit of gangster on top of it. I said, "Let me
put them both together." Rhythm and Gangsta R&G
instead of R&B, and it is a masterpiece because you got all
these great minds with my mind. We all came together with the
same goal. When Pharrell heard a track with somebody [else] who
produced something for me that was hot, he said, "That's
a keeper. That's got to stay on the album."
MTV: We're going to put you on the spot, Snoop. What is it like
working with the Neptunes as opposed to working with Dr. Dre?
Snoop: When I work with these guys right here, to be real with
you, I feel comfortable like I am working with Dr. Dre. That is
a high compliment because don't nobody really know how to produce
Snoop Dogg to give me that sound but Dre and these
guys. When I get down with them, we at the Grammys, we at the
Vibe Awards, we everywhere!
MTV: Star Trak now even has representation in the great state
of Texas.
Slim Thug: In Texas, the independent game is real big. I been
holding it down since '98, doing mixtapes and doing independent
records and making good money. I was seeing too much money to
settle for what the labels were offering me in 2000. So I stayed
grinding.
MTV: The title of your album is a testament to your hustle game,
right?
"A lot of people don't know me, they think I'm a new artist,
but I want to show them what I been doing.' - Slim Thug
Slim: Already Platinum, it's not saying I'mma come out and sell
a million records, it's saying I already done sold a million records
independently. A lot of people don't know me, they think I'm a
new artist, but I want to show them what I been doing.
Pharrell: We're getting ready to put that album out. It's incredible!
MTV: We already heard from Snoop about what it's like for him
to be in the lab with the Neptunes. How is the experience for
you?
Slim: I think it came together real well. Anyone who is familiar
with Pharrell's music knows he can pretty much adapt to anything.
[Before he worked with me] he just really asked me a lot of questions
about where I'm from and got a good look at how my city was and
how my state was. And at the same time, I still got Houston producers
on my record to give it that Houston flavor. So I really feel
like I am touching all angles of the game.
MTV: Obviously in your region your appeal is not questioned.
How do you plan on branching that out with the songs on your album?
Slim: Well, I feel like they're crossover records 'cause that's
my style, basically. I don't really just do the same Houston rap
as far as talking about sippin' on syrup. Even though that's where
I come from, I feel like when I rap, somebody on the West can
feel me, somebody in New York can feel me, 'cause it's just real
life. I'm saying it how it is. I just talk about being from the
'hood, getting money and being a hustler.
TV Guide list: 100 good ways to start an argument
(12/6/04)
The Oregonian
S ome of the choices are just ridiculous.
Nearly 30 years of "Saturday Night Live," and the most
memorable moments all come from the era after Belushi, Aykroyd,
Murray and Radner? I don't think so.
And when it comes to David Letterman's career, was the Velcro
suit really more startling than the episode that was shot, in
part, from the perspective of a monkey charging around the studio?
What about the time he tried to deliver a fruit basket to NBC's
new corporate owners at General Electric, only to be thrown out
of the building -- on camera, of course -- by unsmiling security
guards?
And don't get me started on the ranking of TV Guide's "100
Memorable TV Moments."
But let's do. Because it's just so absurd to see the climax of
the televised Army-McCarthy hearings in 1954 (at which point red-baiting
Sen. Joe McCarthy was asked "Have you no shame, sir?")
rated as the 39th most memorable moment. In other words, one notch
less memorable than the unscheduled appearance of Janet Jackson's
right breast during halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII.
And 15 steps below the final episode of "Newhart" in
1990. And 20 beneath President Bill Clinton's "I did not
have sexual relations with that woman!" assertion in 1998.
I'm all in a dither here, which might ordinarily mean I'm fixing
to rip the stuffing out of TV Guide's list, and the five-part
special that will air on cable's TV Land over the next five nights.
But I can't really do that, because every list of the 100 Greatest
Socket Wrenches or 6,000 Most Fabulous Places to Stub Your Toe
is designed in part to make us dither. And though the show is
far too glib to qualify as anything like cultural history, its
guided tour of TV's biggest-ever money shots adds up to a substantial,
if guilty, pleasure.
Beyond the attempt to arrange such disparate moments by their
supposed significance, the retrospective serves as a video scrapbook
of popular culture. In the first moments of the first hour, scenes
from the first "Miami Vice" take you right back to the
mid-'80s in all its pastel-hued, Phil Collins-laced magnificence.
But don't close your eyes, because here's shaggy-haired Bobby
and Peter Brady, resplendent in their Hang 10 leisure wear, tossing
the football that will transform Marcia's perfect nose into a
swollen, bright red lesson in humility. Nineteen years later here's
bald, angry Sinead O'Connor tearing up the pope -- and her career,
as it turned out -- on "SNL."
To see them again is to remember instantly where you saw them
the first time around, who you were with and what its significance
seemed to be then, versus what it so obviously means now. In most
cases, the answer to that last question turns out to be: Not a
lot.
Except, perhaps when it comes to the news coverage. Even now,
it's shocking to see the video (seen live on Nov. 24, 1963) of
Jack Ruby leaping from the shadows of a parking garage to shoot
John F. Kennedy assailant Lee Harvey Oswald in the stomach. Footage
of the Watergate hearings, and then Richard Nixon's "I am
not a crook" speech and final farewell at the helicopter
door, pack a different kind of punch. And it's still impossible
to be unmoved by the lone student who stood before the column
of Chinese tanks in Tiananmen Square in 1989.
I don't even need to describe the ongoing impact of the images
of Sept. 11, 2001, which take the lead spot on TV Guide's list.
At its best, TV news coverage puts a vividly human face on earth-shattering
events. Meanwhile, the medium's dramas and comedies do precisely
the same thing, only within the strictly mediated terms of popular
dramatics.
"Roots," for example, put a human face on the savage
practice of slavery. "All in the Family" used the Bunker
family to reveal the many casual prejudices that continued to
define American society in the early '70s. The wedding of Luke
and Laura on "General Hospital" in 1981 showed . . .
showed . . . um. Actually, I'm going to have to get back to you
on that one.
Naturally, TV Guide provides its own corps of participants, critics
and B-list commentators to explain the significance of each segment.
And while you might wonder why you need N' Sync's Lance Bass
or human Muppet Bruce Vilanch to explain the world to you, others
actually manage to be amusing, if not always insightful. At times
they even manage to pose bracing questions, though not always
on purpose. For instance, why does Mary Tyler Moore's face look
smoother now than it did in 1975? Similarly, when did the real
Bruce Jenner get replaced by a plasticine puppet?
You can talk about this stuff forever, which is the real point.
My favorite moment in all the shows was one I didn't even know
existed. Everyone knows about the guy who ran naked across the
stage of the 1974 Academy Awards. But did you know that, once
reunited with his clothes, he was invited backstage to take questions
along with all the presenters and winners?
Amazing. But then again, maybe not. After all, he was famous.
I mean, come on. He'd been on TV!
'Pope's DJ' uses popular music to teach moral values to youth
(12/4/04) Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette
By Ann Rodgers
A woman known as "the pope's DJ" had this advice for
Catholic youth ministers meeting in Pittsburgh: Never, no matter
how much you loathe rap or country, criticize a musician a teenager
likes.
"It's not our responsibility as church people to put down
other people," said Anna Scally, who brought her message
to 77,000 young people at Pope John Paul II's 1993 World Youth
Day in Denver.
Scally spoke at the National Conference on Catholic Youth Ministry,
where earlier in the day 2,500 Catholic youth ministers prayed,
clapped and even stomped through morning worship in the David
L. Lawrence Convention Center's largest hall.
Scally noted that teenagers typically spend 3 1/2 hours a day
listening to music. "Compare that to the one hour each week
they spend in religion class," she said. "I believe
the church has everything that young people are looking for. But
sometimes that gets lost in translation."
Only about 15 percent of popular music endorses values that are
opposed to Christianity, and even those songs can be used to teach
Catholic values, she said.
Each year her California-based Cornerstone Media compiles two
lists of 12 songs with the best and worst values. She played a
selection from her 2003 Dirty Dozen -- Justin Timberlake's
"Rock Your Body." "He's convinced that if he
can just get the girl to dance with him, it will turn into an
entire night of sex," she said. "In fact, he thinks
he will have all her clothes off by the end of the song."
But her audience agreed they could use that song to teach moral
values."Then why are we sometimes giving workshops telling
kids what to watch and what to listen to?" she asked. "What
we need is to help them interpret it."
The No. 1 song on her 2003 positive countdown was the hip-hop
"Where Is the Love?" by Black-eyed Peas. And Christina
Aguilera's "Beautiful," she said, "should be the
church's theme song to our young people."
If youth leaders talk with teens about what these songs mean
in light of Catholic teaching, "they will put on their headphones
and hear the voice of God because you have pointed them in that
direction," she said.
Her Web site, www.cornerstonemedia.org, sells CD's that link
popular songs to scripture. But youth groups should compile their
own countdowns, she said.
'04 produced many stinkers
(12/3/04) CommercialAppeal
Wretched tunes from Britney, Ashlee stung this critic's aching
ears
By Bill Ellis
In 2004, we sAnk to a new low of boisterous blunders, phony rumblings
and plain bad taste. I refer, of course, not to our presidential
election but to my annual list of the worst CDs of the year.
Realizing that Jessica Simpson's holiday offering, Rejoice: The
Christmas Album, is in a category all by itself, there were still
more contenders than one column could contain. When you must pass
on Moody Bluegrass: A Nashville Tribute to the Moody Blues, things
are amazingly bleak in the world of music.
Here's but a few that made my heart skip a terrifying beat more
than any scene from "The Grudge."
Britney Spears getting hitched twice in one year was far more
interesting than her lame cover of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative"
for a reason: Her music is merely the caboose in that coming train
wreck of a career.
Ashlee Simpson, Autobiography (Geffen). Nepotism in the form
of rotten eggs.
American Idol Season 3: Greatest Soul Classics (RCA): In which
the most pathetic lineup of finalists yet slumped toward victory
butchering Aretha, Otis, Marvin, Gladys, Stevie and Smokey --
none more so than contestant Matt Rogers, who somehow made Michael
Bolton look sincere.
For something that beat "American Idol" at its own
bland-inducing game came Oprah's Pop Star Challenge: 2004 Cast
Album (Epic) -- and that would be the arm cast you'll get from
the overzealous chucking this one deserves.
The Ten Tenors, Larger Than Life (Rhino). With bloated, pompous
covers of Queen and Abba, this crossover Aussie group made one
wish the continent were still a penal colony.
Minnie Driver, Everything I've Got in My Pocket (Zoe): Let's
see, that would be a tuner, chord cheat sheet, rhyming dictionary,
SoundScan sales figures for albums by Russell Crowe and Billy
Bob Thornton. . . .
Ambient baby music anyone? I didn't think so. Digital Activity's
Birth (Disturbing Music) is the only proof you ever need that
new parents and home recording computer programs do not, I repeat,
do not mix.
Skrape, Up the Dose (RCA). These Florida nue-metal lunk-heads
provide endless howls thanks to the CD art, wherein band members
undergo torturous-looking medical procedures. Say aargh!
Two Vegas acts not worth the gamble:
On A New Day . . . Live in Las Vegas (Epic), Celine Dion brings
a whole new level of cheese to the town, which is pretty hard
to do. And pretty funny, given her cover of Stevie Wonder's "I
Wish," replete with the line, "Looking back on when
I was a little nappy-headed boy."
For a close second, try The Harem World Tour: Live from Las Vegas
(Angel/EMI), Sarah Brightman's operatic spectacle best summed
up by her reading of "A Whiter Shade of Pale," i.e,
a lighter shade of milquetoast.
WWE Originals (Columbia). Wrestlers head-locking to metal music
is one thing. Belting their own ringside anthems -- from pallid
rap and rock to embarrassing dance mixes and ballads -- is another,
as these World Wrestling Entertainment hulks and hulk-esses become
90 lb. weaklings behind a microphone. A foul collection that deserves
the Tongan death grip.
In a lame attempt to keep up with his 'N Sync pal Justin Timberlake,
JC Chasez released his own solo record, Schizophrenic (Jive),
when he should have tried going to outer space with Lance Bass
instead. Muddled tracks such as "Some Girls (Dance with Women)"
and the '80s synth stylings of "All Day Long I Dream About
Sex" are about as titillating as late night television static.
Further points deducted for sampling Corey Hart's "Sunglasses
at Night." Even help from Basement Jaxx couldn't save this
one.
On Endangered Species (Republic/Universal), the band is Flaw,
the music Awfl.
With its plodding cover of Phil Collins's "In the Air Tonight"
on Recoil (Lava), metal act Nonpoint confirms that drum circles
are best left on the beach.
Speaking of Phil Collins, the former Genesis drummer becomes
the apocalyptic balladeer on the two-CD (!) set Love Songs: A
Compilation . . . Old and New (Atlantic/Rhino). If the reappearance
of "Groovy Kind of Love" isn't a bellwether of the end
times, I don't know what is.
The Very Best of Macy Gray (Epic): Since when does any artist
three records into a pop career deserve a "best of"
collection? Could her label be telling her something?
A Cinderella Story (Hollywood) was the soundtrack equivalent
of an unresponsive pumpkin if for nothing else than the wretched
Hilary and Haylie Duff stab at "Our Lips Are Sealed"
(wired shut would have been preferable). As for Hilary, the 17-year-old
pop pillow also attempted to "rawk out" on her eponymous
sophomore album (the sound of one hand clapping would have made
a better backbeat).
Duran Duran, Astronaut (Epic): This comeback album of insidious
pop rock rendered the '80s MTV icons as on-the-dole Brit uncles
to the Backstreet Boys.
Lenny Kravitz, Baptism (Virgin). Minister of rock and roll, indeed.
More like the derivative star at his most bromidic. Funeral rites
to follow.
Most painfully prolific label? L.A.'s Vitamin Records, which
continued its stunningly misguided string of string quartet tributes.
With no sense of irony, the titles pretty much say all that needs
to be said: The String Quartet Tribute to Creed; Strings for the
Deaf: The String Quartet Tribute to Queens of the Stone Age; Break
Stuff: The String Quartet Tribute to Limp Bizkit; and, saving
the best for last, The String Quartet Tribute to Clay Aiken.
A ridiculous concept with no end in sight, other Vitamin releases
this year included The Lounge Below: A Tribute to OutKast (the
highlight being "Ms. Jackson" imagined as, gulp, the
Darkness fronted by Tito Puente) and The Symphonic Tribute to
Prince's Purple Rain, which came off more like "singing in
the purple rain" (the Hawaiian lap guitar on "The Beautiful
Ones" has to be heard to be believed).
Those in need of musical fruitcake, look no further.
Finally, the worst lyric of the year came from Asian star Utada's
English-market crossover, Exodus (Island). Everyone sing along:
"You're easy breezy, and I'm Japaneesy."
And on that note, who dares weep for the recording industry?
Justin Timberlake to play "The Iron Man" in new movie
(12/3/04) femalefirst
Justin Timberlake will reportedly play Marvel Comics superhero
Iron Man in a new movie.
The pop heartthrob, who is currently carving out a Hollywood
film career, is believed to have landed the role of alcoholic
billionaire Tony Stark, who becomes a superhero after inventing
an iron super-suit.
Movie icon Tom Cruise had previously expressed an interest in
the role.
The movie will be directed by Nick Cassevetes, who is currently
working with Justin on the film 'Alpha Dog', in which Justin plays
a foul-mouthed drug dealer.
The movie - which also stars Bruce Willis and Sharon Stone -
is based on the true life story of drug dealer Jesse James Hollywood,
who was suspected of kidnapping and killing a 15-year-boy in 2000.
Justin will reportedly play Hollywood's pot-selling friend -
and sources recently claimed his bosses are worried the gritty
role will affect his pin-up reputation.
Justin won the role after impressing movie bosses with his film
debut, 'Edison', in which he plays a young journalist, aided by
an older reporter played by Morgan Freeman, who uncovers corruption
in a specialised police squad.
Squamishs eagle ambassadors
Volunteers at the heart of Eagle Watch
(12/3/04) SquamishChief
By Alli Vail
Reporter
The eagles are coming and so are the Eagle Watch volunteers
and tourists from all over the world.
Theyve just started to arrive, said Bruce Matthews,
the volunteer and onsite coordinator for Eagle Watch, about the
eagles.
The Squamish Valley is considered the largest feeding ground
for bald eagles in the world, he said. He expects 4,000 to 5,000
eagles this year.
Eagle Watch is made up of volunteers who spend three-hour shifts
on Saturdays and Sundays at Eagle Run once eagle season starts.
They man scopes, talk to people about the eagles and answer questions.
We have people who are totally addicted to the eagles,
Matthews said. Theyve come and the eagles have stolen
their soul.
Girl Guides, families, singles and couples all get involved with
Eagle Watch.
Its a great volunteer experience, especially for
moms, dads and the kids, Matthews said.
Matthews is very passionate about the value eagles have in nature.
Its the greatest ambassador for the circle of life.
He said caring about eagles means you care about keeping the
water and air clean and the trees healthy because the eagle needs
clean air to fly in, salmon to eat and big trees to roost in.
The Eagle Watch volunteers also talk about eagle ethics, which
involve things like explaining why people shouldnt disturb
the eagles.
It has to consume one tenth its body weight in food in
order to survive the night, Matthews said.
When an eagle is startled and takes flight, it burns calories,
and in winter food can often be hard to come by.
The economic and tourism benefits the eagles bring to the area
cannot be overlooked.
The eagles make people stop, Matthews said.
The Eagle Watch volunteers count the number of people on the
dyke and Matthews estimated there were over 8,000 people on Eagle
Run in Brackendale during Eagle season, which runs from late November
to early February.
Often, the volunteers direct the tourists to local restaurants
and shops.
Squamish hasnt clicked that they are our pot of gold
in the winter, he said. I think they are a fabulous
resource for our community.
Big name tourists sometimes drop by for a visit too. Last year
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz visited the eagles
and Matthews didnt recognize them.
They just looked like ski bums, he said.
Eagle Watch has a new project coordinator this year. Amy Hazeldine,
who has a background in environmental education, is working behind
the scenes.
Her goal is to attract more people and volunteers and to increase
awareness and education about the eagles.
I think we have a responsibility to respect and protect
the eagles, she said.
I think they are absolutely phenomenal creatures.
JC Chasez
Schizophrenic
Jive/BMG
(12/2/04) dbmagazine
Let's just say that I was a little hesitant at reviewing this
CD. I mean, I only just 'got' bandmate Justin Timberlake's debut,
so how does this one play? Rather well, actually, the truth be
told.
I would really call myself a rocker rather than a teenybopper,
but 'Schizophrenic' is a potent and heady mixture of New Wave,
Latin rhythms, soul, r'n'b and reggae. There is such variety in
the tracks, good mixing and engineering work, and Chasez's voice
is amazingly versatile, covering a wide range of vocal styles.
I was surprised to read a recent review that slammed the record
in comparison it to Timberlake's. I say 'Stuff that!' because
even if the mention of pop music makes you cover your eyes and
run away screaming then just give this a whirl.
You may of heard Chasez's vocal contribution with Basement Jaxx
on Plug It In, and they return the favour on the bump and grind
of Shake It, an excellent track ripe for a club mix. Some Girls
(Dance With Women) is another bangin' club track with a rather
rude and nasty lyric set to a skittery dance beat. All Day Long
I Dream About Sex is lyrically a load of pap, but is a slice of
pure 80's New Order synthesised bliss. Something Special is a
beautiful soulful, breezy sing along and Dear Goodbye has some
Latin-tinged classical guitar. Everything You Want is an unexpected
turn, with a pounding reggae beat. Build My World and Lose Myself
are the two obligatory ballads on the record, and definitely do
not disappoint - truly stunning.
An excellent album all round - the production, vocal work and
lyrics (Chasez co-wrote all 15 tracks) are all top notch. Give
it a go, you might be pleasantly surprised as you find your toe
tapping and hips starting to wiggle.
Lauren Boxhall
Justin hates 'Trousersnake' nickname
(12/2/04) Ireland
Online
Justin Timberlake is baffled by his tabloid nickname "Trousersnake",
insisting he has no idea what the moniker means.
The 'N Sync singer was labelled Trousersnake by the British press
after he was romantically linked to a string of beauties following
his high-profile split from Britney Spears in March 2002.
Despite settling down with Cameron Diaz last year, newspapers
continue to run stories featuring Timberlake and other women.
When asked by a Los Angeles radio station about his name, Timberlake
says: "I hate it. It started in the UK and took on a life
of its own. I'm still not sure what it means."
For The Record
(12/2/04) MTV
John Mayer will perform an acoustic set for Musicians on Call's
inaugural fund-raiser. The event, to be held at Sotheby's in New
York on January 31, will also feature an auction of autographed
guitars from Mayer, Avril Lavigne, Bruce Springsteen and the E
Street Band, Dave Matthews, Elvis Costello, Hanson, No Doubt and
Slash. Other autographed memorabilia to be auctioned off includes
a miniature piano from Alicia Keys and a basketball from Justin
Timberlake. Musicians on Call was founded in 1999 with the
mission of bringing live and recorded music to the bedsides of
people in health-care facilities.