The Resume

Resides in Australia
Diploma in Child Care (oh the irony)
Runs her own business from home, about to embark on a second
Mother of 2 young sons
Divorced (kinda)

Why she might be annoying:

She posts anonymously at various message boards, the sole purpose being to stir shit!
She crochets & cross stitches.
She is a moody bitch.
She eats all the Tim Tams before they get sent to the US.
Nuclear what? Only on the TV, baby!
Insists on continuing to short cut spelling when posting on the message board, knowing full well it drives the other Admins INSANE!!!
She believes Posh Spice 'deserves it'.

Why she might not be annoying:

Single mum, raising 2 young boys to be men, not overgrown little boys.
The only DP web chick to not have a degree in Nuclear something-or-other but HAS protested against nuclear ships in Sydney Harbour (back in the 80's).
She has that accent *snorts*.
She will call YOU in the US.
She rescues sick koalas and names them after hot men. Hee!

Featured in the following Annoying collections:

• Becomes Very Insular and Doesn't Return Calls, for No Apparent Reason
• Thinks Air Supply sucks!
• Discusses Anything I Feel Like in Mixed Company